yesterday ol scowt got mad at me becos i was playin with the new toy an i hit him in the noz he mad a skerry noise an i hided he sed watch it with that thing your gonna poke somebodys i owt i din mean to do somethin bad but sometimes i do ennyway i peed too when he made the skerry noise but the woman wasnt mad she putted me on the paper i always forget about the paper

i lik the new toy its so much fun i wan go back to the big place an run an run i got to go to the outside place the woman taked me in the other room an showd me how ol scowt walks throu the wal but i din like it an barked its not like when ol scowt barks when ol scowt barks i hide under the chair when i bark nobody hides

oh boy the man and the woman they taked me an ol scowt to a big place an there was lots of peeples an little ones an i played an playd the mans name is bob an the woman is mel i forgot shes relly pretty she playd with me when bob an ol scowt went an playd the stic game she sed i wasnt big enuf but i will be very big bob say an then i get to play the stick game to the woman says im sevin weeks old now i wundr if my broders an sisters are sevin weeks old to